fictions.

Title: Man’s Meat

Info: Ron Swanson and Ron Donald meet. Slash if you squint.

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Suspend time and space and come away with me to a magical land where pink bow ties and the smooth sounds of Duke Silver rule the night…

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“I’m sorry,” Ron’s voice came out gruff; he cleared his throat, looking around the restaurant. “Is this establishment open?” They really shouldn’t have an open sign and an unlocked door, he thought, stroking his mustache. False advertising.

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