January 2012
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FIC: two parksandreckink meme fills
we double and unfurl, PG-13, Ann/Leslie
The bed is shaking. Ann’s breath catches and she opens her eyes to see the fuzzy glow of her alarm clock — 4:29. “Ann, Ann. Wake up. Ann?” Leslie’s voice comes from somewhere above her and, having deduced that she’s being assailed with Knope and not an earthquake, Ann groans and rolls over, knowing that in a few...
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Ann x Leslie master post
I’m getting slightly more confident about writing in this fandom, so why not push it? Currently working on at least two Galentine’s day ficlets and two big bangs for these two. Boost my ego? *indicates a more porny title
kink-bingo fic: i think i like the way that we move* (confined/caged, unsanitary sex, danger, exhibitionism, and watersports), Caped Crusader (w/Ben, costumes,...
November 2011
1 post
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Accomplishment!
Over the past two weeks I’ve been working on a Greek Myth drabble cycle for femslash100 and I’m finally done! I wrote (almost?) every female character on the show, and lots of Leslie/Ann, my OTP to end all OTPs. If you have a moment, please read a few.
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Leslie/Ann (1767 words): Unbreakable Vow, your brown eyes are my blue skies, the best that you could hope for, never thought...
October 2011
12 posts
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Cliche (Imagine Me & You, Rachel/Luce)
Title: Cliche Info: written for dollsome in the Gay As In Happy comment-a-thon. Prompt was Christmas.
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Even as Luce is reaching for the box, Rachel let’s go a torrent of words, twisting her hands together in her lap and leaning closer to her girlfriend. “I know it’s terribly cliche, doing this in the holidays, but I couldn’t think of a better time, honestly, because I don’t want this to...
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let's not take our time (Parks and Rec,...
Title: let’s not take our time Info: Parks & Recreation. Spoilers for the new season. Takes place a few months after “I Am Leslie Knope”
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Ann steps out of her bathroom, wrapped loosely in a towel, her hair clinging to her head and neck. It’s the sort of shower exit one makes when they are completely alone, have the house shut tight, the curtains closed. She’s humming, some unchained...
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secrets (Degrassi, Bianca/Imogen)
Title: secrets Info: Degrassi, Bianca/Imogen, PG. For womenlovefest.
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Bianca should know better than to open texts from numbers she doesn’t recognize, especially texts with images attached. But she doesn’t, apparently, she doesn’t know better. And she should feel relived when she hits the top of the image and recognizes it immediately, at least in part. She should feel...
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Man's Meat (Party Down, Parks & Recreation, Ron...
Title: Man’s Meat
Info: Ron Swanson and Ron Donald meet. Slash if you squint.
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Suspend time and space and come away with me to a magical land where pink bow ties and the smooth sounds of Duke Silver rule the night…
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“I’m sorry,” Ron’s voice came out gruff; he cleared his throat, looking around the restaurant. “Is this establishment open?” They really shouldn’t have an open sign...
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for the sweet (Sucker Punch, Blondie/Amber)
Title: for the sweet Info: Sucker Punch, Blondie/Amber. Prompt from five-items was “candy”. Warning for hints of sexual abuse. Asylum!verse.
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–slogs up through the mud, pulling, pulling –there. Lucidity. A good day. She remembered the word. –words come into focus, sharper, clearer. “Be a good little girl and I’ll give you a treat.” His lip curling. –limbs feel so heavy. –for the...
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several ways to die trying (Degrassi, Bianca/Adam,...
Title: several ways to die trying
Degrassi: Now or Never. Overall focus is on Fiona/Holly J, Bianca/Adam, but there are bits and pieces for Jenna, Anya, Imogen, Katie, Eli, and Clare as well. Follows the progression of the summer season. Forgotten moments, missed opportunities. Elaborations. Perspectives. 4,850 words.
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The thing Fiona can’t seem to get down is negative space. And...
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a heart worth the breaking (Our Idiot Brother,...
Title: a heart worth the breaking
Info: Cindy/Natalie, post movie. SPOILERS. I already wrote happy C/N, so I thought it was time for some angst.
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“Could we just sit down and have one fucking conversation before you freak out over this?”
It’s asking a lot, Natalie knows that, but they do.
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Natalie’s made tea, which Cindy settles down with, her eyes cold and hard, the tea steaming up...
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let the current carry us to the beginning (Our...
title: let the current carry us to the beginning
Cindy/Natalie, post-movie. SPOILERS. SPOILERS. SPOILERS. This movie made me so happy (I’m choosing to ignore whatever faily bits may or may not be there) that I really had no choice but to write this.
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Natalie really has no case here, but she knows it. She’s been thrown in to court with no notes, no script, no suit. She has no other...
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the words you picked so carefully keep coming out...
Title: the words you picked so carefully keep coming out all wrong
Info: Ann/Lucy. Several things that could have happened, and one that does.
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The Perkins drive to Pawnee for a week during the summer of Ann’s fifteenth year. Her little brother alternates kicking her seat with reaching for her just-brushed hair for the duration of the drive aside from fifteen minutes when he either...
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by leaps (Parks & Recreation, Leslie/Ann)
Title: By Leaps
Info: A bit of action and adventure on the Fourth Floor of City Hall, starring Leslie Knope and Ann Perkins. Think Indiana Jones, only with slightly fewer boulders.
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A trip to the fourth floor of Pawnee City Hall is not an expedition to undergo lightly, at least, that’s what Ann gets from the wide-eyed look of horror Leslie shoots her when she casually mentions...
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ready to fight (United States of Tara)
Title: ready to fight
Summary: Post season 3 finale, Tara enters therapy with a new doctor in Boston.
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Tara keeps expecting to come out of the gas station bathroom (there are hundreds, they run together like old photographs in her mind) and find the truck gone, her things in a little pile by the auto-open doors. She pees, takes a deep breath, emerges, repeats. He’s still there, ...
July 2011
9 posts
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context clues (Degrassi, Fiona/Holly J)
Title: context clues Info: xEasilyConfused on twitter requested more of these two, and I’ve been wanting to write about New York for awhile. Here you go.
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At this very moment, Holly J is trying to figure out a non-gay way to tell Fiona to keep doing whatever she’s doing, that her fingers feel incredible, that this is the most relaxed she’s been in days. It shouldn’t be hard; Fiona’s behind...
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so many stars (Degrassi, Fiona/Holly J)
Title: so many stars Info: Vampire AU of the end of season 10. Fiona/Holly J.
Night falls and day rises, and Holly J feels woozy again. There’s only so much that ibuprofen and cough syrup will do; a thin rattling in her lungs and a visible flinch in bright lights. But she doesn’t need a doctor. Bodies fix themselves all the time.
Night falls and Holly J does too, feeling weaker than before,...
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i'm spun out so far (Skins, Katie/Naomi,...
i’m spun out so far
Artist: shan_3414
Link To Art: here
Summary: Emily and Naomi don’t work out, but then nothing ever seems to. Post season 4. Emily/Naomi, Katie/Naomi.
Notes: Thanks to immortality and to my sister for the beta work, to keffyrules for the cheerleading and read-thru.
“I can’t be here alone,” Emily keens into the phone barely a second after Katie’s picked...
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so much better than this (Degrassi, Adam/Bianca)
Title: so much better than this Author: aphrodite_mine Info: Adam/Bianca, Degrassi. Spoilers for season 11 up to “Idioteque.” Mostly gen, PG-13.
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“Hey.”
You look up from your empty lunch table (Clare has newspaper and Dave has been saying… things… and you’ve been eating alone lately), catch her eye, nod. Bianca looks different lately, since she and Drew broke up. Since Drew dumped her. You...
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Small Explosions (The Office/Parks and Recreation,...
Title: Small Explosions Info: written for this prompt at nbckink, in which anon would like to see Ann/Karen doppelsex. So: Parks and Recreation/The Office, Ann/Karen. Hard R.
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Ann’s hair is shorter, and she’s wearing her nursing uniform. That’s really the only difference, and they’ve been staring at each other long enough for one to pop out. Leslie’s mentioned something like this, she ...
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Summer Heat (Bridesmaids, Rita/Becca)
Title: Summer Heat Info: Another piece for the summer porn exchange.
They aren’t drunk, this time.
Becca’s nearly positive that they both remember the time on the plane (and the time behind the bushes) but they haven’t said a word. Or, Becca’s said a few words but she can’t seem to get past “Maybe we should talk.”
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worthy (Game of Thrones, Cersei/Sansa)
Title: worthy Info: written for femslash-today’s annual porn battle, and while it didn’t quite get to porn I like what I came up with.
Cersei’s movements were calculated (they always were) as she moved her hands from adjusting Sansa’s dress in back to meeting somewhere across her abdomen. “There are things that, as a King’s betrothed you must learn.”
Sansa inhaled sharply, turning her head to...
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i will be your lightning rod (Imagine Me and You)
Drabble: i will be your lightning rod Info: Imagine Me & You, Luce/Rachel, prompted by poey. A real drabble! 100 words, straight up.
Words exist for what she’s feeling in other languages, some combination of longing and guilt and simply knowing. Only it isn’t simple at all.
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Double-dog (Parks & Rec, Leslie/Ann)
Title: Double-dog Info: Parks and Recreation, Leslie/Ann. Prompted myself with this image. Ann and Leslie go camping, and it doesn’t go well.
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Camping with Leslie was always an adventure, Ann knew that going in to the weekend away from the “hustle and bustle” of Pawnee. In fact, it probably wasn’t the wisest decision to spend her one precious weekend off doing more work than she ever would...
June 2011
11 posts
Oddly specific search terms that get to my blog
the uninvited anna in her panties degrassi fanfiction adam mustache nothing ever happens on mad men what does helen say in bridesmaids spanking “susan swallowed” “fic” “eating disorder” 2011 degrassi holly j helps fiona to bed fanfic how to be like rebecca locke The weird thing is, I am 90% sure I know what stories each of these go to.
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double booked (Party Down, Casey/Uda)
Title: double booked Info: I honor of Party Down Day and Lizzy Caplan’s birthday, I have decided to honor this obscure and awesome request that wasn’t even directed at me. karmageddon requested Uda/Casey with BSDM or something domestic and fluffy. Karmageddon? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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They’ve been double booked again which, really, is ridiculous considering how much a catering service runs...
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in the morning I can smell you on my pillow (Party...
Title: in the morning I can smell you on my pillow Author: aphrodite_mine Info: Party Down, Henry/Casey. 800 words. For Tiffany.
“Oxygen read-outs at record low! Must self-detonate!”
Casey’s voice is low and slightly robotic, crackling over the line with created static — Henry can picture her, grinning, rubbing paper over the phone, crinkling it up with her thin fingers — but he immediately...
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better if you do (Bridesmaids, Annie/Helen)
Title: better if you do Info: Happy Birthday drabble for robotjen. Bridesmaids, Annie/Helen
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The truth is that deep down in this place that she tries to keep hidden, Annie kind of likes it.
The whole being-waited-on-hand-and-foot thing, the bell-jingling-butler-coming thing, the $50-appetizer?-sure! thing. Ask her, and she’ll deny it to the end of her days, but if being friends with...
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nothing ever happened (Mad Men, Betty Francis,...
Title: nothing ever happened Author: aphrodite_mine Info: Mad Men, Anna Draper, Peggy Olson, Betty Francis. Halfway (about) through season 4. Don’s women. (Or the other way around.)
On the floor at the great divide With my shirt tucked in and my shoes untied I am crying in the bathroom - Sufjan Stevens, “Casimir Pulaski Day”
1. She forgets.
Preparing dinner one night, she layers a...
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tell me if you hear me falling (Degrassi/True...
Title: tell me if you hear me falling
Info: Degrassi/True Blood, Fiona/Holly J, Fiona/Jessica
Requested by: theroyal_e
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“I’d hate to leave you all the way in Toronto by yourself, you know. New York is one thing, but Louisiana is, well, amongst other things, far less accessible should… something… happen.”
Fiona sighs. “Nothing’s gonna happen, mom. I thought you trusted me?”
“Of course I...
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Heat and Skin (Degrassi, Bianca/Clare)
Title: Heat and Skin Info: Bianca/Clare, for an anon request at degrassi-kink. I debated about whether to claim this as my own, but I ended up really liking what I wrote.
Clare is contact high. Or contact drunk. It’s the only way to explain the way she keeps getting lost in Bianca’s eyes, or why she’s near Bianca at all. There’s some equation in her head, something about friend plus brother...
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slow motion tag team (Parks & Rec, Leslie/Ben,...
Title: slow motion tag team Summary: Helping out with the Harvest Festival seems like such a benign activity, now that Ben looks back. Info: Ben/Leslie, Ann/Chris. PG-13. For prozacpark, months ago. I’ve been meaning to finish this all season, and yes, the ending is a little tacked on. Sue me. (But don’t, actually. I don’t have anything to give you.)
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He and Chris aren’t supposed to be...
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my face is red from reading your red lips (The...
Title: my face is red from reading your red lips Info: The Uninvited, Anna/Rachel, Anna/Alex, R. Contains spoilers. For immortality.
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Your heart jumps when you finally see her, finally feel her arms around you again. It’s been far too long, you say, and she agrees. “I really hate you for leaving me with them,” Alex tells you, but she doesn’t mean it. She holds your hand, and tucks your wet...
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we only stay in orbit (XMFC, Moira/Emma)
Title: we only stay in orbit Info: Moira/Emma, telepathy. Written for a 1stclass_kink prompt. SPOILERS: Emma helps Moira regains some of those memories that Charles took away from her. Moira is understandably angry with Charles, but Emma diverts that energy toward something more constructive, like fucking. Bonus points for telepathy sex.
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Well, if this isn’t the worst mess I’ve seen all...
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someday my pain (XMFC, Mystique/Emma)
Title: someday my pain Info: X-Men First Class, post movie. Mystique/Emma, power play. 523 words for prozacpark.
Mystique — she thought of herself as Mystique now — pushed herself to the edge of her hotel bed as Ms. Frost entered the room, pinching the bridge of her nose. She wasn’t wearing much, though what she did have on was… lacy. Mystique figured she wasn’t one to throw stones, exactly,...